1. Perez Hilton was malignantly obsessed
2. Joan Rivers was totally 'bored' by her
3. Kristen Stewart allegedly doesn't get the appeal
4. Tim Gunn thinks she looks 'desperate'
5. Rupert Everett dissed her 'tasteless' career
6. Bill O'Reilly called her parenting views 'destructive to society'
7. Joan Collins said she's not 'beautiful'
8. Piers Morgan thinks she should 'get a grip'
9. . John Mayer thinks she's a twit when it comes to Twitter