Seinfeld: The 9 Funniest George Costanza Quotes Unveiled!

1. "Squirrel? Well, We Have No Deal With Them!"
2. "You Should've Seen The Look On Her Face! It Was The Same Look My Father Gave Me When I Told Him I Wanted To Be A Ventriloquist!"
3. “I’m Disturbed, I’m Depressed, I’m Inadequate – I’ve Got It All!”
4. “We Have Watched You Take Our Beloved Yankees And Reduce Them To A Laughing Stock!”
5. “I Know I’m Not Cartwright!”
6. “Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?”

7. “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It.”
8. “The Sea Was Angry That Day, My Friends! Like An Old Man Trying To Send Back Soup In A Deli!”
9. “Please, A Little Respect, For I Am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots.”